An essential karaoke song
“Total Eclipse of the Heart”/ Bonnie Tyler (1983)
I don’t think I’ve ever sang karaoke (outside of friends’ living rooms). I have wanted to about a zillion times but no one will ever do it with me. Lame friends, I know. I recently tried to talk Bestie S into having a karaoke machine for my baby shower and she quickly vetoed the idea. Damn haters.
If I were to perform karaoke, I think my go to song would be “Total Eclipse of the Heart”. I’ve already spent a significant chunk of my time practicing in the shower. If pretty much a perfect song: tender moments, a soaring chorus, and cheesy/endearing lyrics. The biggest selling points for performing this are that it would be hilarious and awkward, two of my favorite things.
Also, this happened. You’re welcome.