A song you listened to as a kid, that you thought made you cool. Real cool.
“Three Little Pigs” / Green Jelly (1992)
When I was six year old, I thought I was a badass because my stepfather would let me listen to “Three Little Pigs” with him. The heavy metal instrumentation made me think I was listening to something only adults should hear. A quick look at the lyrics today shows one instance of the word ass and a verse referencing marijuana that went WAY over my head as a child. Not so badass after all.