A Playlist for Emily… Wherever She May Be

My bestie and I have an amazing friendship, punctuated by music and singing. In the early days of said friendship, we could often be found strolling around campus at night, slightly tipsy (or majorly), singing our little hearts out. We still sing together or I get drunk and serenade her on the telephone (please see Instances of Inappropriate Singing).

We have bonded over our mutual love/obsession with certain songs. They are often silly and/or inappropriate, but so are we. Here is a playlist of our songs:

Troll Doll Jingles Medley - The Bathroom Wall “Troll Doll Jingles” / Jimmy Fallon (2002)

Boyz-N-The Hood - Single - Dynamite Hack “Boyz-n-the-Hood” / Dynamite Hack (2000)

The Seed (2.0) (feat. Cody Chestnutt) - Phrenology (Explicit Version) “The Seed 2.0” / The Roots (2003)

Get Low - Kings Of Crunk “Get Low” Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz (2003)

My Humps - Monkey Business “My Humps” / Black Eyed Peas (2005)

Danger! High Voltage - Fire “Danger! High Voltage” / Electric Six (2003)

Burning Down the House - Speaking In Tongues (Remastered) “Burning Down the House” / Talking Heads (1983)

Bandages - Make Up the Breakdown “Bandages” / Hot Hot Heat (2003)

Don't Mug Yourself - Original Pirate Material “Don’t Mug Yourself” / The Streets (2002)

Cowgirls On Parade - Beat Surf Fun “Cowgirls on Parade” / Tullycraft (2002)

Chicken Soup With Rice - Really Rosie “Chicken Soup with Rice” / Carole King (1975)

Lady - The Complete Wooden Nickel Recordings “Lady” / Styx (1974)

“Lady L” / Jason Segal (2000)

“Milk and Cereal” / G. Love & Special Sauce (2000)

Just 2 Guyz - The Lonely Island “Just 2 Guyz” / The Lonely Island (2004)

Bing Bong Brothers - The Lonely Island “Bing Bong Brothers” / The Lonely Island (2005)

Islands In the Stream - 16 Biggest Hits: Dolly Parton “Islands in the Stream” / Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton (1983)

Backin Up Song (feat. Diana) - Backin Up Song (feat. Diana) - Single “Backin’ Up Song (Feat. Diana)” / The Gregory Brothers (2010)

Granger Danger (feat. Joey Richter & Lauren Lopez) [Live] - Apocalyptour - Live “Granger Danger” / Joey Richter and Lauren Lopez (2009)

Teenage Dream (Glee Cast Version) [Acoustic Version] - Teenage Dream (Glee Cast Version) [Acoustic Version] - Single “Teenage Dream” / Darren Criss (2012)

Finally, I present to you the most epic urban opera ever created, which just happens to be one of our favorite things:

“Trapped in the Closet” / R. Kelly (2005)



  1. I lovebananatoaster you.

    1. If possible, I lovebananatoaster you most.

  2. Oh, looks like I’ve been here before…just with a different, more or less ambiguous secret moniker. Still lovebananatoastering ova heah.

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